agent coulson & barton in a mission.
parallel to this.
“target in sight.”
“roger that, boss.”
a pause. “where are you, agent?”
“…somewhere.”
phil sighs. “i need you with me when i introduce myself to our target.”
“oh right, gay couple, happily married. i’m coming right up.”
—-
“…uhm, phil?”
“yes?”
“i think i lost my fake wedding ring.”
—-
“when this is all over, do you want to have coffee?”
“are you sure this is the right time to be asking that?” phil huffs.
clint sidesteps a punch as he glances over his shoulder. “please, they are amateurs. so?”
it’s the truth. ten minutes into the fight and they are the only ones standing. “fine, only after this mission is over.”
—-
clint laughs outright. “so you’re telling me that you put down two armed robbers with a bag of flour?”
“somewhat.”
he grins. “never ever judge a man by his suit.”
“i’ll drink to that.”
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He has standing near the car hundreds of years, all the time.
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“Relax, Sammy,” Dean teases, ruffling his sister’s hair.
She huffs out a breath and swats him away, reaching up with her other hand to smooth down the strands he mussed.
“This is the biggest guy you’ve ever fought against,” she says, standing up to pace nervously.
Her brother leans back against the headboard, his lean muscles flexing under his tanktop, and chuckles.
“You worry too much.”
Samantha rolls her eyes and jumps onto his bed, slinging a long leg over his thighs to straddle him. She jabs a finger into his chest.
“You don’t worry enough,” she admonishes.
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The daily grind
merciless god.
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You know what else is really supernatural on this show?
Sam getting wifi connection everywhere they go.He’s so tall he must have his own satellite
#SAM HAS AN ANTENNA
i do not give a f if this is a tom blog, i just found these new pictures of chris hemsworth, elsa pataky/hemsworth, and india rose hemsworth from a few days ago that have not been posted online. DEAL WITH IT.
london, uk.
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It is my scientific observation that Bruce Banner tuches has been severely underappreciated in the current wave of Avenger booty lovefest.
The correct term is ‘Ruffabutt.’
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